The Royal Extraction

Move over dainty Tooth Fairy — meet Her Majesty Queen Molar, ruler of the Bicuspids and Benevolent Baroness of Plaque Prevention. Armed with steampunk wings and an extensive dental coin empire, she doesn’t just collect teeth — she invests in them.

Here, she hovers above a mythical molar monument, where gears turn, mushrooms sprout, and tiny winged denture guardians keep the enamel economy strong. Got a loose tooth? Better polish it first — this fairy accepts only Grade-A ivory and pays in vintage currency with suspicious owl faces.

Perfect for collectors of quirky lore, dental professionals with a dark side, or anyone who’s ever wondered where all those baby teeth really go. 🦷👑🪙